I try not to be too much of an aggressive critic, but sometimes movies deserve to be known as horrid creations. The Apparition is one of those, summoned by Dark Castle Entertainment to wreak havoc upon the film industry. this movie is the epitome of horrid. It is so bad that it makes Uwe Boll's videogame adaptations look amazing. So, without further ado, this is my review:
The Apparition:
Story:
A group of paranormal psychologists summon a powerful entity that feeds on people's brainwaves.
Review:
The Bad:
1. Dark Castle Entertainment and Ashley Greene. I vehemently hate Dark Castle because of their awful horror films that somehow make it to theatres and are not released directly as crappy bargain bin DVDs. As for Ashley Green, she obviously doesn't understand that her almost nonexistent acting is extremely noticeable, especially when she's not a vampire in a horrible vampire film series called Twilight. They both tie for first.
2. Horribly wooden acting by the cast.
3. Predictable jump scares with horrible buildup and execution.
4. People are not as stupid as Everyone at Dark Castle Entertainment seems to think. Every single movie done by this horrible film company consists of stupid people being beyond idiotic in situations where others would be able to solve the problem in less than a minute.
5. Too many "oh my God the lights turned off," or "oh my god that object moved by itself," moments.
6. They took a good story concept and ruined it by focusing on two people instead of the global consequences.
7. Incredibly unrealistic dialogue.
The Good:
1. The movie wasn't long enough to cause me to gouge my eyes out. And (Spoiler alert) everyone dies of their own stupidity.
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