Teeth

Teeth:

Story:

A woman's vagina goes on a spree, using her genital Venus flytrap to bite penises off of guys, and even some fingers!

Review:

What I liked:

1. Nothing.

What I didn't like:

1. The premise. Vagina dentata, really? Might as well call the movie VAJAWS.

2. Portrays everyone as a stereotype. Super horny losers, Christians with promise rings (yes, the straight edge types), punk idiots, or promiscuous non-Christian women.

3. Poor character development. The pure Christian girl suddenly, and I mean extremely suddenly becomes a sociopath because HER VAGINA IS A WEAPON. Also, the dad suddenly gets a backbone.

4. The writing consists of crude sexual comments.

5. There's supposed to be humor, but nope.  Just immature and lackluster attempts at genital jokes.

Who I recommend Teeth to:

No one. It's a redundant and amateur entry in any genre. Horribly written, acted, and directed. A waste of time.