Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2
Story:
No. Just no. If you want the story look it up on IMDb.
Review:
What do you get when you combine Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles with every movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks?
The answer is Twilight. It's so much teen angst and sappy content that your girlfriend will love you for life if you take her to it, and you will be either asleep or wishing you were asleep by about 10 minutes into it. Every single Twilight movie is like that, even Eclipse, the instalment directed by David Slade (who's better known for directing 30 Days of Night).
So your girlfriend's favourite romantic vampire quadrilogy has come to a close and she wants you to watch it with her on dvd. How could you say no? I mean, it has vampires in it right?
Well, there's also subpar nearly emotionless acting, lazy directing, a repetitive script, a plot filled with teenage angst, and a repetitive soundtrack. The cinematography is pretty good though.
What I liked the least:
1. Sappy tween romantic s***
No, seriously. It's almost as bad as a movie based on a book by Nicholas Sparks. You get so much melodrama and romantic angst that it's simply unbearable to watch unless you are female. That's not being sexist by the way.
What I liked the most:
1. Well if you think about it...
Then I didn't really like anything about it. I'm not a big fan of the Twilight series. The camera angles were good, but that's about it.
Who I recommend Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 to:
Anyone who has a girlfriend that likes sappy romantic movies. Or, for that matter, anyone that likes sappy romantic movies.
I believe the graphic fight scene in an audience of women and girls was the funniest part.
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